December 2009
45 posts
Thats wrong...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(707): drunk doesn’t even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he’d already called dibs.
Ahahahahaa!
txtsfrmlstnght:
(803): Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Tequila into diamonds? For REAL? →
Priceless...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(419): Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
OMFG, wow....
txtsfrmlstnght:
(506): He just made his dick say “woof” and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Txtsfrmlstnght
txtsfrmlstnght:
(715): so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Ahahahahaha!
txtsfrmlstnght:
(315): if you think for one second that i’m not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
C-c-c-check this site out! →
Snowball Cake →
A nifty cake idea for the holidays…
Pizza
Dear Papa John’s:
I just ordered the perfect pizza from you. Spicy Italian sausage, pineapple, and bacon. Thank you for totally ruling my face. <3
Forever Yours:
Michelle
17thsuitcase:
fyi. i will never stop using my clothes as a napkin/tissue. sue me.
*I ALWAYS wipe my hands on my clothes, and I LOVE doing it!
Oh-Em-Gee
On VH1 right now, Wayne’s World is on! Go!…
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Whats your favorite thing to do on a cold winters night?
This is going to sound so nerdy, but I really enjoy curling up under warm blankets with an old favorite book, and drinking some peppermint flavored hot chocolate. Mmmmm, I think the hot chocolate part I am going to go do right now!
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What is your favorite piercing and why?
My favorite piercing has to be my monroe. I just think it looks ultra sexy <3
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